Lukas Podolski's mickey-mouse substitution last night summed up Arsenal's dismal defeat to Champions League opponents Borussia Dortmund.
With Arsenal already 2-0 down and heading for defeat, the 29-year-old was called on by boss Arsene Wenger to enter as a substitute - only for the his introduction to comically be delayed.
Podolski lost his shin-pad on the touchline and after a failed search under bibs and within the dugout, Mesut Ozil half-heartedly gave him his to take to the field around five minutes later in the 77th minute.
For the big stories and the banter follow us on Twitter: @tribalfootball