The agent of Inter Milan defender Nemanja Vidic has denied reports of a return to Manchester United.
The Serb was linked with the move this week.
"Yes, he's already training with the Red Devils," Silvano Martina sarcastically told calciomercato.com.
"It's all just stories. Vidic has a three-year deal with Inter and he's not moving from Milan.
"There's almost no point in commenting the nonsense being spread and I don't even see for what reason the lad would be accosted to other teams."
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